(Source: pleatedjeans, via dickmonsters)
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
I love being a bitch but i also love being nice
Magnificent. Just wonderful.
(Source: imjust-a-girl, via heyprincesss)
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.