March 2013
15 posts
I’m done being the bigger person.
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
3 tags
Today I was at the mall minding my own business and as I’m walking, this black man walks by me and looks straight at me and proceeded to say to me, “Gurrrrrrrrrl, you need to go check yo weavvvvveeee….”
Needless to say, it’s time for a hair cut…
February 2013
15 posts
1 tag
Me when I hear the Fish McBites commercial come...
supergum:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
January 2013
29 posts
Men: uses love to get sex
Women: uses sex to get love
Me: uses coupon to get pizza
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
WHEN I'M THE BUTT OF A JOKE THAT EVERYONE FINDS...
reallynow623:
alanfeels:
they are not my classmates
they are people within my class whom i hate
they are my classhates
theyellowbrickroad:
i love when i find out somebody else hates the same people that i do its like we can form a great bond and friendship out of our rage towards the same people its beautiful
4 tags
when there's no line at the good dining hall
whatshouldwecalljocelyn:
checking my final grade
twodumbgirls:
When I have to buy a whole new set of textbooks
whatshouldbetchescallme:
Juana…
